- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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