-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Women's Rights

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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