- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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