- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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