- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is it?

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

women's rights.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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