- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Fat people

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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