How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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