- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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