- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

how do you win a game try your best

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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