knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

rent a cops

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black person dies.

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