- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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