Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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