- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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