Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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hi michael

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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