- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

whats black? the colour

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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