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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Jeff

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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