- Anti Joke

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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