- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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