- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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