- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Penis

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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