- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Albert your flies undone.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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