- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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