What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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jews

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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