a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What is white and long? A New York winter

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why did you poop because you are a poop

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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