- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

every cloud has a silver lining

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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