What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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