- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

you will like this because i am black.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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