- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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