- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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