I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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