- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Everybody love food when they are hungry

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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