How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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rent a cops

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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