Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Phew... it's gone.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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