Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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