Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

WNBA

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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