What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

were you expecting a joke

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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