- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What if I told you.....potatoe

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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