- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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