Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

I hate blackniggers

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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