- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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