- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's half of 8? o

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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