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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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