So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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It's all Taggart

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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