- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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