- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What would u like to drink?

the redsox

batman has diarrhea

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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