what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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