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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

haha black people :D

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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