whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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salad days!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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