How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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