knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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miha kako si?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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