why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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