Racial equality.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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SBB

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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