What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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