- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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