- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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