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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

a. why? b. because

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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