- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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