- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Women's rights

Who invented apple? God

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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