- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's 9 + 10 19

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

This sentence is a lie.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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