- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

This sentence is a lie.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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