Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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