Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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