A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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