What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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knock knock go away

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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