Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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