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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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