what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's funnier than 24? 25

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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