How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Morning wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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