What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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69.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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