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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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