Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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