Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I don't believe in giraffes.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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