- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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