Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you end a sentence

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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