- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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