- Anti Joke

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white