Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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