- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Massie is a fatass

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Tunechi

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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