Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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