why girl die cancer

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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