What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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