- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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