How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's up? Your time.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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