What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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poop.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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