- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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