- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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