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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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