- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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