One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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