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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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