- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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