What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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