Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

I'm homeless.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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