Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

field day?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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