What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

a black guy walks into a black bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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