What's big and long? My dick.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Penis

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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