- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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