roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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