- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Click here to end the world.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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