- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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