- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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