- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

hers a joke... japanese people

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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