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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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