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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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