What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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