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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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