What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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