Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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