Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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