- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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