- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Is maynaise an instrument?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Women's rights

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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