Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What is older than history?

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Cliterus

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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