- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

purple pickles

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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