A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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the WNBA

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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