What's one plus one? two.

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Boob

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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can you touch your toes? no

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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