- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Golf.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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