Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

how do you win a game try your best

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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