Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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the economy.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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