- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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