Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What? Huh?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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