why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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