Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

knock knock come in !

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

H o m o comes out as homo

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A dyslexic blind man

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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