What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Poker face

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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