Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Cripples are lame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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