- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Justin Bieber.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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