Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Manchester City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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