Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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The Princess is in another castle

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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