Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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