- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mexicans fishing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your mom.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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