Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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