- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A boy with red hair is happy.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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