What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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nolan is gay

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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