- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Weaner

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Sex

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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