Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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black people swimming

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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im gay

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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