What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

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