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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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