- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I'm HIV positive.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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