- Anti Joke

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.