Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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