- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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