What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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knock,knock you suck

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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