- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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