Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Knock knock Go away

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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