- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Women's rights.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What comes after 69? 70

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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