What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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