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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

my wife out of the kitchen

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."