- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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