You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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