A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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