What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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