what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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