- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What do you call an blank test? an F

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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