Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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